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Interrogation room 2 · Case file #1225

Have a seat.

The bags are gone. Somebody's going to answer for it. Until then, we have a couple of questions.

Statement of witness

Q1. State your name for the record.

Q2. Where can we reach you when the next batch turns up?

We only use this to tell you when Sleigh Bags are back. No spam. Your answers go to our Google Form. You have the right to remain silent.

The line went dead. Give your statement here instead.

Statement
taken

You're free to go.

Don't leave town. We'll be in touch when the next batch is in custody.

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Sleigh Bags. No trees were harmed. One fake one was questioned. So were you.

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